Site FeedJoe Kelly is an impossibly handsome Senior from Dunmore, Pa. He attended Scranton Prep and is now a Communications and English double Major. He is not involved with anything but if you are offering something, he is interested in listening. He likes reading the personals, dribbling two basketballs at one time, and arts and crafts that include making things from straws.
- Rewriting History
The shittiest part of losing anything is the fact that the other guy gets to rub it in your face, justified or not » - Art of Insult
Recently my 9 year old cousin became upset with his twin sister and spat out, in the most vicious way a 9 year old is capable » - Misogyny
All my life I've been, more or less, incapable of expressing myself to the opposite sex without sounding like a complete » - Batman Would Kill Superman
A general survey of American pop culture over the last sixty years will show that American culture » - Blame McWrath
I'm back, I'm back! Sorry for the temporary departure from the website folks. I'm sure you've all been missing » - Jukebox
So I'm sitting in the back of this bar with a pitcher of my favorite lager, hanging out with some of my friends from home. It's a » - A Christmas Story
Recently I sat down to watch a made for TV movie starring one of 90210's alumni. It was this year's holiday » - Rock-and-Roll Forever!
This time out, I have no pseudo-scientific, mumbo-jumbo nonsense to joke with, and I'm not going to » - The Fourth Dimension
Imagine this: there is this place called 2D and in 2D, everything is, obviously, two-dimensional. Everything is flat for » - Memoirs of a Scranton Dirtball Part 1
This is a sort-of-true account of a partially real Scranton-Lifer. This person is fictitious in as far »